22 4 / 2014

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

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22 4 / 2014

gaygermans:

awkward-sunpaint:

fl-orida:

This is the realest photo I’ve ever laid my young eyes on.



And the second photo is the realest depiction of our generation’s sense of humor.

gaygermans:

awkward-sunpaint:

fl-orida:

This is the realest photo I’ve ever laid my young eyes on.

And the second photo is the realest depiction of our generation’s sense of humor.

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22 4 / 2014

22 4 / 2014

"what’s your msn?"

ancient excerpt from a dead language (via pizzaforpresident)

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22 4 / 2014

I mean, have you ever seen a cop someone with an ass that fine?

(Source: stanakaticland, via badasskatebeckett)

22 4 / 2014

e-upepsia:

happy earth day

e-upepsia:

happy earth day

(Source: bacilluscereus, via castleismyoneanddone)

22 4 / 2014

It’s okay. We know.

(Source: clonefusion, via castleismyoneanddone)

22 4 / 2014

ultrafacts:

1. Guys: Flex any muscle for 60 seconds to get rid of an unwanted erection.

2. If you complain and you don’t have a solution to offer, all you’re doing is whining.

3. If you complain about your boy/girlfriend to your friends, don’t think it’s weird when they hate them

4. Find most textbooks online for free using Google—just search <title of book> filetype:<type of file>

5. The better person you become, the better person you will attract.

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22 4 / 2014

why-am-i-narrating:

Stupid perfect idiots in love.

(Source: -emmaaa, via dtve-swanqueen)

22 4 / 2014